US Conducting Business these Days

It's a slow day in a little East Texas town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....

On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night..

As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism..

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.

Girls and Questions????

P called me around 6:30 pm yesterday and her first words were....

P: Main pak gayi hoon koi joke bol (I am bored tell me some joke)
Me: What?
P: I am really bored and don't know what to do I need to laugh.
Me: What?
P: Chal yaar tell me one joke.
Me: Ok here it goes (and i end up telling her a joke which i read it in the morning)
P: Hehehe...hehehe...thanks...
Me: When i shall leave i will call you lets meet...you are in trouble girl.
P: Ok.

Reached home and met her...discussing stuffs about her and me and things going on in our life and what we think of certain situations, generalizing people and things about girls and guys and all bull shit but fun. Time was just running fast...talking about our loveless life and then she says that I never used to talk to you that much in school. I just smiled.

Dropped her in the building and then she was telling her stories of work travel to Europe and friends. She started talking about guys and about how they visited strip clubs in Europe to enjoy, she did not like as they were married. The conversation again started like this

P: What fun do you get by visiting stripper clubs?
Me: Well not yet visited one but i guess seeing naked white girls is one of the biggest obsessions of Indian guys.
P: But still, the guys are married and they go to such places...it is cheating.
Me: Yes..but....*rolling my eyes*
P: What fun you get? Don't you feel bad?
Me: ( the words in my mind and come up with the cheapest answer i could think of) If you are not forcing the girl it is ok...you pay the money and she performs at her wish.
P: This is wrong...
Me: yes but if the girl does not mind then why should the guys.
P: What fun you get...
Me: I cannot answer it....
P: mmm...
Me: Chal bye...we need to sit with a beer and discuss about it.

I ride back to my place and thinking about the conversation...heck it was fun....