Foot in Mouth Disorder Part Deux

Almost a year back the same incident happened which i am about to write it down...please read this and then proceed reading....

Down at a bar to meetup with friends and bump into friends and we are getting introduced and all.
Me: handshake "Hi, i am Vishwas"
Girl: "are you Vishwas Kasat"
Me: surprised "Yes"
Girl: "do you remember me?"
Me: still in state of shock "mmm...no sorry...i cannot recollect your face"
Girl: "i am XYZ"
Me: "ohh hey how are you?"

Now the story is, i used to wish this girl on her birthdays and bumping into each other after 4 years almost of no contact with each other, really took my by surprise but here comes the best part

Girl: "how can you forget me?"
Me: "you know you have grown healthy"
Girl: Calling out a common friend "do you think i have increased weight?"
Common friend: "you are the same for past 4 years"
Girl: "see"
Me: "mmm...noo..i mean...the light is bit dull and i did not expect to bump into you in here....thought you were out of town."

So learnt two things in this encounter..
1. Never forget a girls face and name
2. Never tell a girl you have become healthy

So another of my FOOT IN MOUTH DISORDERS

Foot in Mouth Disorder

I was on a phone with a girl and we were talking for the second time.

I kinda was asking her out, what was she doing for the evening. Can we meet up for dinner?

She: "You know I am going to watch this XYZ movie" (movie name witheld for my safety)
Me: "What?"
She: "Havent you heard of that movie?"
Me: "Ohh ya i saw the posters and hoardings of the same when i travel to office. Aint that the real life story kinda thing"
She: "ya...did ya watch it?"
Me: "Are you crazy....i would not watch that movie even if i get a free ticket"
She: "mmmm"
Me: "why dont you go and watch some other movie like ABC"

She: "You know i have ACTED in that XYZ movie and going to watch it with my friends"

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"This is called foot in mouth disorder and i suffer from it big time"

Any stories from your side would be great to hear about....