Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Current Rage on Facebook
But the recent rage going on in FaceBook is FarmVille and Mafia Wars these two games have captured the imagination of most of the player. Not only their viral marketing is superb as you keep keep getting updates on what your friend is doing, who he killed, what they grew and also the colour makes you just click on it and check out what the fad is about.
But these are so addictive at one point if you are a working professional and access to FB in office then it is guaranteed that you might lose few productive hours into it.
All in all an awesome concept changed how FB works.
Confused!!
So all in all these 3 weeks have gone super slow, still learning new tricks, new things which i am not sad about but the speed at which I am told to do something about it is very alarming. One person doing 10 different things in a day, how do you keep a tab on his working hours???
So will be sitting with my Manager and need to list down questions on what to do and how to do?
Wish me luck
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The all new Blogger Gadget
Monday, June 22, 2009
Foot in Mouth Disorder Part Deux
Down at a bar to meetup with friends and bump into friends and we are getting introduced and all.
Me: handshake "Hi, i am Vishwas"
Girl: "are you Vishwas Kasat"
Me: surprised "Yes"
Girl: "do you remember me?"
Me: still in state of shock "mmm...no sorry...i cannot recollect your face"
Girl: "i am XYZ"
Me: "ohh hey how are you?"
Now the story is, i used to wish this girl on her birthdays and bumping into each other after 4 years almost of no contact with each other, really took my by surprise but here comes the best part
Girl: "how can you forget me?"
Me: "you know you have grown healthy"
Girl: Calling out a common friend "do you think i have increased weight?"
Common friend: "you are the same for past 4 years"
Girl: "see"
Me: "mmm...noo..i mean...the light is bit dull and i did not expect to bump into you in here....thought you were out of town."
So learnt two things in this encounter..
1. Never forget a girls face and name
2. Never tell a girl you have become healthy
So another of my FOOT IN MOUTH DISORDERS
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
E-Karva Chauth
So i had a chat with her on the same day and she was telling me that she just broke off her fast, my first question was did you see the photo and broke the fast. Zap came the reply, no i saw him on the webcam and then had my first bite.
Me: Then did you put tilak on his forehead? Did you bend over and touch his feet through the screen?
Technology...you can be anywhere and be in touch with anyone but this one i found the most bizzare things to happen.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Bakra - Invitation
We have this hot looking girl in office and some rumor were out that she was getting married. So the developers had sent an invitation to this guy (Mind you a pseudo one of address) so we have
Guy (made fun of) - Bakra
Girl - Hot babe
Who made fun - Cyrus Broucha of our office...
This started saturday afternoon and enjoy the conversation.
Note: READ from bottom to top....
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----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:29 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Aree tu to bhag bhi gaye…
Mai clean shave karke dekha hai re ppl laugh at me. Seriously.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:21 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
no re...ek baar try karke to dekh...bachha nahi lagega...aur agar bachha laga to next time nahi karne ka na...
try to kar 1 baar...
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:17 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Thanks yaar.
I ws about to ask u but tune tare engagement ka news de deya L
Aree u wont beliv if I‘ll shave my beard na I look very bachha.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:10 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
tera hairstyle sahi hai..u look cool...didnt u find any gf in IG?
i think u shud shave off ur beard...
aur cool dikhega tu...its my view....
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:07 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Ya my bad luck. D biggest flirter in our studio is me and after me no1. hehehe
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:56 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
hehehehe....
i dont mind u flirting wid me....
u missed the chance....
who do u think is the biggest flirter in ur studio?since u dnt hve any gals m asking u....
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:51 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Abhi tera engagement ko bohut time hai to mai abhi flirt kar sakta hai. Shit yaar mai miss keya mareko kya malum tu mareko milne aaye thi.
jab malum pada tab tu aage chale gaye thi re. aur agar mai tare se baat bhi karta na to mera pura studio mareko question mark k saath dekhta tha. Hum log ka studio me koi ladki nahi hai na thts y ppl over here are little daravna. U knw wt we call our studio “Boys hostel” ;-)
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:16 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
hey...stop flirting..i know u Guy (Made fun of)s.....:)
kya tu bhi baat nahi karta...tere baju mein se abhi abhi gayi...
mein bolti thi lekin mujhe tera studio people ke samne baat karne ko bahut darr lagta hai specially abhi jo log baithe hai wo log and also ur studio head...
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:04 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Mareko abhi shadi ka kuch jaldi nahi re…jab bachelor life se pak jayega tab sochange.
Ha mai suna now u ppl cnt use gtalk. Kam ke time kaam nahi karoge to aisa he hoga na? aur dekho tum log ko aaj bhi aana pad raha hai.
We ppl come evry weknd re bohat kam hai. But 2dy feeling gud in office, 1st time m seeing gud faces in office on weeknd. J
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
I thought so...
hum ladki log aisa hi hai....so whn r u gettin married?
actually gtalk ban kiya hum log ke studio mein nahi to mein gtalk mein hi chat karti..
fukut ka bulaya...i think u dont hve work..busy chatting wid me..:)
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:51 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Nahi re baba…aisa kuch nahi re..apna dono ka prob same hai na. tum ladki log bhi na kuch bhi soch te ho.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:36 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
Great...so we share the same personality...
can i ask u 1 Question?mein itni buri hu ki tu merese baat bhi nahi kar sakta?
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:33 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Sahi paichana re tu mareko…ha re mera bhi wahi prob hai e1 I ws nt abl to tlk to u directly.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:25 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
thts great...i was jst forcing u bcoz this wud be my last occasion in IG...
gift nahi layega to bhi chalega...
hum log ne kabhi itna baat nahi kiya na IG mein...the thing is mein bahut shy hu...aur tu bhi kabhi baat nahi kiya
tu bhi shy hai kya?
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:20 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Chalo pakka aayega. tl me wt gift u want??? J
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:07 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
aayega to achha rehga...bcoz all those to whom i hve mailed i.e tara people are going to come...so it wud be nice f u can make it
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:04 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
I’ll sure try yaar.. dekhte hai chutti meltai hai kya...
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 2:59 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
Thanx for ur wishes...But wud u be coming or not....
Regards,
Girl.
Studio Tara.
Indiagames Ltd.
----- Original Message -----
From: Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl.'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 2:56 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Hey… congrez
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 1:29 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Invitation
Hi,
You are cordially invited for my engagement on 17th November, 2008 - Monday....at Sant Dyaneshwar Hall, Near DV Nayak Market, Sanpada, Sector17...
Regards,
Girl.
Studio Tara.
Indiagames Ltd.
----- Original Message -----
From: Girl
To: xxx
Sent: Friday, October 11, 2008 1:00 PM
>>Hi,
>> You are cordially invited for my engagement on 17th November, 2008 - Monday....at Sant Dyaneshwar Hall, Near DV Nayak >>Market, Sanpada, Sector17...
>>Regards,
>>Girl.
>>Studio Tara.
>>Indiagames Ltd.
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