This is a story of a time when Peru (Guava) used to cost only 25 paise.
Sultan Mirza a person who had come from Chennai aka Madras that time to Mumbai made sure he made friends instead of enemies in his line of work which would make it easy for everyone to work. He was one of those guys who did not like bad things to Mumbai aka Bombay.
Then comes in Shoib Khan who with the attitude it is "My Way or the Highway" wants to reach the top and want to go there fast by hook or crook.
That is the background of the main character, now the movie well I was expecting some fundoo action or else some smart moves by main characters but what I got in the initial part was a Love Story of both characters which was totally baseless in the movie. What I think is director was short of story and wanted to add glam and bore the audience added Rihanna and Mumtaz. Well Rihanna aka Kangana does not know how to act (this is her first movie which I have seen) and Mumtaz aka Prachi Desai was really OK!
In second half, I thought more action would be on the way but no it was just same boring stuff and then the expected happened Shoib Khan goes to rival gang and does not like what Sultan does to him. To all fairness what Sultan did was slap Shoib, I thought now some gangwar will happen who will have the upper hand etc etc but no, Sultan wants to do a rally, I mean wtf yep he did give a good speech but no use sir.
For the background score Mr Pritam just ripped of Marlyn Manson Beautiful People song and songs were not required in this.
So all my hopes got dashed where I was expecting to see a good movie but it ended in a duh! and Bore! and and...the movie could have got over in one hour if the romance would not happen.
As we work on Saturdays and Sundays due to project work and deadlines....developers got bored and wanted to have some fun. So these 2 guys decided to make a Bakra out of one guy....well as we all know you can change the name in Outlook Express in which you have to see.
We have this hot looking girl in office and some rumor were out that she was getting married. So the developers had sent an invitation to this guy (Mind you a pseudo one of address) so we have
Guy (made fun of) - Bakra
Girl - Hot babe
Who made fun - Cyrus Broucha of our office...
This started saturday afternoon and enjoy the conversation.
Mai clean shave karke dekha hai re ppl laugh at me. Seriously.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:21 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
no re...ek baar try karke to dekh...bachha nahi lagega...aur agar bachha laga to next time nahi karne ka na...
try to kar 1 baar...
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From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:17 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Thanks yaar.
I ws about to ask u but tune tare engagement ka news de deya L
Aree u wont beliv if I‘ll shave my beard na I look very bachha.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:10 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
tera hairstyle sahi hai..u look cool...didnt u find any gf in IG?
i think u shud shave off ur beard...
aur cool dikhega tu...its my view....
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From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:07 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Ya my bad luck. D biggest flirter in our studio is me and after me no1. hehehe
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:56 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
hehehehe....
i dont mind u flirting wid me....
u missed the chance....
who do u think is the biggest flirter in ur studio?since u dnt hve any gals m asking u....
----- Original Message -----
From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:51 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Abhi tera engagement ko bohut time hai to mai abhi flirt kar sakta hai. Shit yaar mai miss keya mareko kya malum tu mareko milne aaye thi.
jab malum pada tab tu aage chale gaye thi re. aur agar mai tare se baat bhi karta na to mera pura studio mareko question mark k saath dekhta tha. Hum log ka studio me koi ladki nahi hai na thts y ppl over here are little daravna. U knw wt we call our studio “Boys hostel” ;-)
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:16 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
hey...stop flirting..i know u Guy (Made fun of)s.....:)
kya tu bhi baat nahi karta...tere baju mein se abhi abhi gayi...
mein bolti thi lekin mujhe tera studio people ke samne baat karne ko bahut darr lagta hai specially abhi jo log baithe hai wo log and also ur studio head...
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From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:04 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Mareko abhi shadi ka kuch jaldi nahi re…jab bachelor life se pak jayega tab sochange.
Ha mai suna now u ppl cnt use gtalk. Kam ke time kaam nahi karoge to aisa he hoga na? aur dekho tum log ko aaj bhi aana pad raha hai.
We ppl come evry weknd re bohat kam hai. But 2dy feeling gud in office, 1st time m seeing gud faces in office on weeknd. J
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
I thought so...
hum ladki log aisa hi hai....so whn r u gettin married?
actually gtalk ban kiya hum log ke studio mein nahi to mein gtalk mein hi chat karti..
fukut ka bulaya...i think u dont hve work..busy chatting wid me..:)
----- Original Message -----
From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:51 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Nahi re baba…aisa kuch nahi re..apna dono ka prob same hai na. tum ladki log bhi na kuch bhi soch te ho.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:36 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
Great...so we share the same personality...
can i ask u 1 Question?mein itni buri hu ki tu merese baat bhi nahi kar sakta?
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From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:33 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Sahi paichana re tu mareko…ha re mera bhi wahi prob hai e1 I ws nt abl to tlk to u directly.
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:25 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
thts great...i was jst forcing u bcoz this wud be my last occasion in IG...
gift nahi layega to bhi chalega...
hum log ne kabhi itna baat nahi kiya na IG mein...the thing is mein bahut shy hu...aur tu bhi kabhi baat nahi kiya
tu bhi shy hai kya?
----- Original Message -----
From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:20 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Chalo pakka aayega. tl me wt gift u want??? J
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:07 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
aayega to achha rehga...bcoz all those to whom i hve mailed i.e tara people are going to come...so it wud be nice f u can make it
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From:Guy (Made fun of)
To:Girl'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:04 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
I’ll sure try yaar.. dekhte hai chutti meltai hai kya...
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 2:59 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Re: Invitation
Thanx for ur wishes...But wud u be coming or not....
Regards,
Girl.
Studio Tara.
Indiagames Ltd.
----- Original Message -----
From:Guy (Made fun of)
To: Girl.'
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 2:56 PM
Subject: RE: Invitation
Hey… congrez
From: Girl[mailto:Who made fun]
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2008 1:29 PM
To: Guy (Made fun of)
Subject: Invitation
Hi,
You are cordially invited for my engagement on 17th November, 2008 - Monday....at Sant Dyaneshwar Hall, Near DV Nayak Market, Sanpada, Sector17...
Regards,
Girl.
Studio Tara.
Indiagames Ltd.
----- Original Message -----
From:Girl
To: xxx
Sent: Friday, October 11, 2008 1:00 PM
>>Hi,
>> You are cordially invited for my engagement on 17th November, 2008 - Monday....at Sant Dyaneshwar Hall, Near DV Nayak >>Market, Sanpada, Sector17...
